a robot mommy

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A mom who lets her kid run wild, even if it means she ends up looking like a fool in a grocery store aisle.

I let my kid sprint through the cereal aisle like a lunatic. I looked like a broken toy.

My kid did a backflip in the deli line. I didn't stop him. I'm just proud.

I let my kid yell 'I'm a robot!' at the checkout. The cashier laughed. I felt like a winner.

A mom who would rather die than let her kid feel left out, even if it means she ends up in a weird situation.

I dressed up as a robot to make my kid feel special. I looked like a failed science project.

I joined my kid's robot dance crew. I tripped. I still got a standing ovation.

I shouted 'I am your robot mommy!' at a traffic light. People stared. I didn't care.

A mom who thinks her kid is the best thing since sliced bread, even if it means she looks like a fool in public.

I wore a robot mask to school to cheer my kid up. I looked like a rejected alien.

I did a robot dance in the park for my kid. I fell. My kid laughed. I was happy.

I yelled 'I am your robot mommy!' at the pizza place. The pizza guy gave me a free slice. I took it like a champ.