a robot mommy - A mom who thinks her kid is the best thing since sliced brea

A mom who thinks her kid is the best thing since sliced bread, even if it means she looks like a fool in public.

I wore a robot mask to school to cheer my kid up. I looked like a rejected alien.

I did a robot dance in the park for my kid. I fell. My kid laughed. I was happy.

I yelled 'I am your robot mommy!' at the pizza place. The pizza guy gave me a free slice. I took it like a champ.