A Riley Ginger
A walking Nautica ad who thinks Tommy Hilfiger is a real person. He eats cock for breakfast and still can't believe he's in gay porn. His arms are huge, but his brain is about the size of a chicken nugget.
He wore Nautica to the gym and said, 'This is my daily uniform. I look like a million bucks.'
He DM'd me, 'I just sucked fat cock and got a call from the gay porn studio. I'm living my best life.'
He posted a picture of his arms and said, 'These are bigger than Leyton's forehead. I'm basically a human billboard.'