A Riley Ginger

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A total gym rat who gets off on gay porn like it's his religion. He thinks he's the next big thing and expects everyone to know his name. He's got the biceps of a superhero and the ego to match.
I just saw Riley doing 50 push-ups in the gym while watching a gay porn scene. He didn't even break a sweat.
He DM'd me saying, 'You should come to the gym. I'm flexing so hard, I might break the mirror.'
He posted a selfie with the caption 'Progress is my middle name.' I believe it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A walking Nautica ad who thinks Tommy Hilfiger is a real person. He eats cock for breakfast and still can't believe he's in gay porn. His arms are huge, but his brain is about the size of a chicken nugget.
He wore Nautica to the gym and said, 'This is my daily uniform. I look like a million bucks.'
He DM'd me, 'I just sucked fat cock and got a call from the gay porn studio. I'm living my best life.'
He posted a picture of his arms and said, 'These are bigger than Leyton's forehead. I'm basically a human billboard.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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