A Rick Perry
When you fart and a Santorum gets stuck in your pants, and you’re too dumb to realize it.
He farted a Santorum into his pants and didn’t even notice. That’s not a mess, that’s a disaster.
He sat down and a Santorum appeared. That’s not a miracle, that’s a mess.
He had a Santorum in his underwear and still thought he was a good governor. That’s just sad.