A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release
People who think sitting on a toilet is a full-time job and they’re doing it wrong.
I sat on the toilet for three hours. My butt now has a life of its own.
My friend tried to do a squat on the toilet. Now she’s stuck in the toilet forever.
I sat on the toilet so long I became a toilet. My name is now 'Toilet 2.0.'