A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release
A human who can't stop picking at their butt like it's a treasure map and they're looking for gold.
I had to pick my butt during my Zoom meeting. My boss asked if I was having a stroke.
My dog tried to help me pick my butt. Now I have a dog with a broken nose.
I picked my butt so hard I got a tattoo of a sore. It's called 'The Sore That Would Not Die.'