a red pube
When your pubes feel like they’re on fire and you’re too lazy to do anything about it. It’s like having a thousand ants in your crotch and you’re too busy eating pizza to care.
I woke up with a red pube and a hangover. It was like being in hell with a toddler.
He had a red pube during the meeting. No one said anything. It was like the meeting was already dead.
She had a red pube during the exam. Her face was red, her pen was shaking, and her brain was like, ‘What even is a triangle?’