a red pube

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The tiniest thing you can measure, like if you had a ruler made of cum and it was broken into a billion tiny pieces. A red pube is smaller than that.
My mom’s pants are tighter than a red pube.
He’s got a red pube of a brain.
That pizza was so small, it’s like a red pube of a meal.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy with ginger hair and pubes that look like they were dyed by a madman. Also, he smells like old socks and regret.
My cousin’s a red pube. He tried to start a band called ‘Red Pube and the Hairballs.’
That guy at the gym is a red pube. He’s got a mullet and a sideburn that could kill a man.
My boss is a red pube. He’s been working here since the 80s and still doesn’t know how to use a computer.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When your pubes feel like they’re on fire and you’re too lazy to do anything about it. It’s like having a thousand ants in your crotch and you’re too busy eating pizza to care.
I woke up with a red pube and a hangover. It was like being in hell with a toddler.
He had a red pube during the meeting. No one said anything. It was like the meeting was already dead.
She had a red pube during the exam. Her face was red, her pen was shaking, and her brain was like, ‘What even is a triangle?’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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