A really hot girl
A woman who looks so good she makes you forget your name, your lunch, and your dignity all at the same time.
He came home from work and said, 'I forgot to eat, forgot my keys, and forgot my pants.'
She walked in, and he dropped his phone, his coffee, and his self-respect.
He texted me, 'I think I just lost my soul.' I said, 'No, you just gave it to her.'