A really hot girl

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A female who looks so good she makes your brain shut down and your pants tighten up like a f***ing vice.
My cousin saw her at the mall and fainted. Literally fainted.
He texted me, 'I think I just died.' I said, 'No, you just got a heart attack from looking at her.'
He walked into class and the teacher asked, 'What happened to you?' He said, 'I saw a really hot girl.'
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A woman who looks so good she makes you forget your name, your lunch, and your dignity all at the same time.
He came home from work and said, 'I forgot to eat, forgot my keys, and forgot my pants.'
She walked in, and he dropped his phone, his coffee, and his self-respect.
He texted me, 'I think I just lost my soul.' I said, 'No, you just gave it to her.'
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