A Real Stand Up Guy
He's got a good gig. He won't let anyone mess with him. He's the funniest at the party. He'll help you if it helps him. But he'll vanish if he's got something more important.
He showed up to my funeral, but left before the eulogy.
He helped me with my dog's surgery, but only because I promised him a vacation.
He texted me during my divorce, but only to ask if I wanted to join his business.