A Real Stand Up Guy

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A guy who runs a good business. He won't put up with any crap. He's the best at parties. He'll help you out if it helps him. But he'll leave you hanging if something bigger comes along.
He showed up to my wedding, but left before the cake was cut.
He helped me move, but only because I promised him a free coffee for a month.
He texted me during my breakup, but only to ask if I wanted to start a business together.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He's got a good job. He won't let anyone talk trash. He's the king of the bar. He'll help you if it helps him. But if he's got bigger problems, he'll ghost you.
He showed up to my birthday, but left when his phone rang.
He helped me with my job interview, but only because I promised him a raise.
He texted me during my depression, but only to ask if I wanted to invest in his side hustle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He's got a good gig. He won't let anyone mess with him. He's the funniest at the party. He'll help you if it helps him. But he'll vanish if he's got something more important.
He showed up to my funeral, but left before the eulogy.
He helped me with my dog's surgery, but only because I promised him a vacation.
He texted me during my divorce, but only to ask if I wanted to join his business.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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