A real man
A real man is what you get when a guy is too dumb to know that being a man is just a fancy way of saying 'don’t be a pussy.' He’s the guy who lets everyone else believe they’re real men just so he can watch TV in peace.
My uncle says, 'I’m not a real man, I’m just a man.'
He let his brother take all the credit for being a real man.
He said, 'I’d rather be a real man than watch a man be a real man.'