A real man

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A real man is a guy who still believes in knights, princesses, and not getting kicked in the nuts. He’s polite, honest, and would fight a dragon for his wife. He does the dishes and doesn’t cheat on you with a goat.
My dad still says, 'I will never leave you for a goat.'
He took out the trash without being asked.
He said, 'I don’t need to watch porn, I have you.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A real man doesn’t back out of a bet, even if it means wearing a dress for a week. He’s kind, keeps his word, and doesn’t let his ego get in the way of being a decent human being.
He bet $100 he’d wear a dress to work and he did.
He said, 'I promise I won’t leave you for a TikTok dancer.'
He helped me move my couch and didn’t complain once.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A real man is what you get when a guy is too dumb to know that being a man is just a fancy way of saying 'don’t be a pussy.' He’s the guy who lets everyone else believe they’re real men just so he can watch TV in peace.
My uncle says, 'I’m not a real man, I’m just a man.'
He let his brother take all the credit for being a real man.
He said, 'I’d rather be a real man than watch a man be a real man.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A real man is a guy who has all the traits women want but also the brains to know they’re all fake. He’s real, he’s a man, and he’s tired of all the nonsense.
He said, 'I’m real, I’m a man, and I’m done with all this nonsense.'
He didn’t care if I wanted him to be rich or handsome, he just wanted to be real.
He said, 'Real men don’t need to be perfect, just real.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A real man is the opposite of a dry arse. He’s got the guts to be like Lee Booker and not be afraid to show his feelings or be a little bit soft.
He cried at the movie and said, 'I’m a real man.'
He said, 'I’m not a dry arse, I’m a real man.'
He hugged his kid and said, 'I’m like Lee Booker.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A real man has the guts to stand up for what’s right. He doesn’t run from his feelings and doesn’t let his friends down. He’s the guy who tells the truth even if it hurts.
He stood up for me when no one else would.
He told the truth even if it hurt me.
He didn’t run from his feelings, he ran to them.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A real man is a fancy insult women use to make guys feel bad enough to do whatever they want. It’s the same thing as saying 'you’re not a real man' and hoping you’ll prove them wrong.
She said, 'You’re not a real man.'
He said, 'I’m a real man and I’ll prove it.'
She said, 'You’re not real, you’re just a man.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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