A real live asshole - A person who is so annoying, they make your brain explode; a

A person who is so annoying, they make your brain explode; a walking scream, a human disaster.

My boss is a real live asshole. He screamed at me for not coming to work.

My friend's dad is a real live asshole. He threw a pillow at my friend.

My neighbor is a real live asshole. He played his music so loud, I had to wear headphones to sleep.