A real live asshole

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A person who is so bad, they make poop look good; a walking disaster, a human trash can.

My cousin is a real live asshole. He stole my lunch money and then laughed at me.

The teacher called my friend a real live asshole because he drew on the desk with crayon.

My dog is a real live asshole. He peed on my mom's new shoes.

A person who is so annoying, they make your brain hurt; a human loudspeaker, a walking insult.

My neighbor is a real live asshole. He plays his music so loud, I can hear it through the wall.

My brother called me a real live asshole because I ate his favorite cookie.

My friend's mom is a real live asshole. She yelled at me for no reason.

A person who is so bad, they make your day worse; a human disaster, a walking mess.

My boss is a real live asshole. He yelled at me for spilling coffee on his desk.

My friend's dad is a real live asshole. He threw a plate at my friend.

My pet turtle is a real live asshole. He bit me when I tried to feed him.

A person who is so annoying, they make your ears bleed; a human scream, a walking insult machine.

My uncle is a real live asshole. He told my mom she was fat in front of everyone.

My friend is a real live asshole. He made fun of my hair in class.

My cousin is a real live asshole. He took my video game and broke it.

A person who is so bad, they make your soul cry; a walking curse, a human piece of trash.

My teacher is a real live asshole. She gave me a zero for no reason.

My dog is a real live asshole. He chewed up my homework.

My friend's brother is a real live asshole. He took my snack during lunch.

A person who is so annoying, they make your brain explode; a walking scream, a human disaster.

My boss is a real live asshole. He screamed at me for not coming to work.

My friend's dad is a real live asshole. He threw a pillow at my friend.

My neighbor is a real live asshole. He played his music so loud, I had to wear headphones to sleep.