a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going
When someone goes into the bathroom so much it feels like they’re hiding from the world and their own guts
My cousin went into the bathroom for 2 hours and came out looking like a ghost who just lost a bet
At the party, I saw him go in 10 times. It was like he had a second job in the restroom
My mom called the hospital because I didn’t come out of the bathroom for 3 hours