a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going

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When someone goes into the bathroom so much it feels like they’re hiding from the world and their own guts

My cousin went into the bathroom for 2 hours and came out looking like a ghost who just lost a bet

At the party, I saw him go in 10 times. It was like he had a second job in the restroom

My mom called the hospital because I didn’t come out of the bathroom for 3 hours

When someone can’t stop going to the bathroom like it’s their full-time job and they’re being paid in toilet paper

He went to the bathroom every 5 minutes like he was doing a bathroom dance routine

I watched her go in and come out 7 times in 10 minutes. It was brutal

He went to the bathroom so much that the toilet started laughing at him

When your guts are so messed up you’re just a walking bathroom

My dog went to the bathroom so much that he left a trail of poop all the way to the fridge

My uncle had diarrhea so bad he turned the bathroom into a war zone

I went to the bathroom so much I forgot my own name