a pound of tongue - A tongue attack so strong, it’s like getting licked by a dog

A tongue attack so strong, it’s like getting licked by a dog who also has a mouth full of stinky cheese

My mom gave me a pound of tongue because I forgot to clean my room again.

My crush gave me a pound of tongue after I made fun of his shirt.

My dog got a pound of tongue from the mailman because he took two cookies.