a pound of tongue - A full-on tongue attack so fierce, it’s like getting kissed

A full-on tongue attack so fierce, it’s like getting kissed by a dragon who also has a bad case of athlete’s foot

My dad got a pound of tongue from my mom after he yelled at the TV too loud.

My brother got a pound of tongue from his girlfriend because he stole her phone.

I got a pound of tongue from my crush after I told him his hair looked like a raccoon’s nest again.