a pound of tongue - A full-on tongue assault that makes you wish you had a mouth

A full-on tongue assault that makes you wish you had a mouth full of teeth and a stomach full of revenge

I got a pound of tongue from my crush after I told him his hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

My mom gave me a pound of tongue because I forgot to do my homework again.

The guy at the gym got a pound of tongue from his girlfriend because he didn’t lift heavy enough.