A pound of salt and some coke
They talk like they’re telling the truth, but you know they’re lying through their teeth
My friend said he’d come to my birthday party. He showed up with a hangover and a bag of chips.
My teacher said I’d pass the test. I got a D and a sticker that said ‘Try harder.’
My dad said he’d buy me a new bike. Now I have a broken one and a lecture about responsibility.