A pound of salt and some coke
They say one thing, but they mean the complete opposite, you need salt and coke to survive their nonsense
My sister said she’d help me clean my room. She made it worse and now I have a mountain of clothes in the hallway.
My boss said I was doing great. Then I got a raise that was basically a slap in the face.
My crush said they liked me. Now they’re dating my best friend and making fun of me.