a pound of pepper on my pizza - When your pizza gets so spicy it’s like it was tortured. Or

When your pizza gets so spicy it’s like it was tortured. Or someone shat on it and then added chili powder.

My pizza was so hot I could feel it burning my face. A pound of pepper on my pizza was my punishment.

I ate it and cried. A pound of pepper on my pizza is the devil’s lunch.

My dog wouldn’t touch it. A pound of pepper on my pizza is the worst thing ever.