a pound of pepper on my pizza

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A ton of spice on your pizza. Like someone took a dump on it and then threw hot peppers in the trash.
My pizza looked like a crime scene. A pound of pepper on my pizza was the worst.
I took one bite and screamed like I was on fire. A pound of pepper on my pizza is a nightmare.
My friend said it was a ‘spicy masterpiece.’ I said it was a punishment from God. A pound of pepper on my pizza.
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When your pizza gets so spicy it’s like it was tortured. Or someone shat on it and then added chili powder.
My pizza was so hot I could feel it burning my face. A pound of pepper on my pizza was my punishment.
I ate it and cried. A pound of pepper on my pizza is the devil’s lunch.
My dog wouldn’t touch it. A pound of pepper on my pizza is the worst thing ever.
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So much spice on your pizza it’s like it’s screaming. Or someone shat on it and then added a whole bag of peppers.
My pizza was like a scream in my mouth. A pound of pepper on my pizza was the worst thing I ever ate.
I got it for lunch and now I hate life. A pound of pepper on my pizza is a death sentence.
I took one bite and my tongue felt like it was on fire. A pound of pepper on my pizza is the worst.
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