a pot to piss in
A weird mix of two sayings. People put a chicken in a pot just to pee on it after it dies. Total nonsense.
He put a chicken in a pot just to pee on it. What’s wrong with him?
She put a chicken in a pot and peed on it. That’s not a meal, that’s a crime.
They put a chicken in a pot and peed on it. Now it’s a horror movie.