Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lousy way to describe any cash or stuff you own. Only works if you say it with a bad word in front.

You got nothing but a pot to piss in, buddy.

She's got nothing but a pot to piss in, and it's broken.

He’s got nothing but a pot to piss in, and it smells like a dead raccoon.

2

Wealth from Scotland. They had pots to piss in, and the poor peed in a hole. Real fancy stuff.

That guy's got a pot to piss in, and it’s from Scotland.

She’s got a pot to piss in, and it’s so fancy, it’s got a crown on it.

He’s got a pot to piss in, and it’s been passed down from his great-grandmother.

3

A count. Like how many times you've said something stupid.

He said ‘yo’ 10 times. That’s a pot to piss in.

She counted her chicken eggs. That’s a pot to piss in.

He counted how many times he cursed. That’s a pot to piss in.

4

No money. Zero. Nada. You’re broke and you know it.

He’s got no pot to piss in, and he’s crying.

She’s got no pot to piss in, and she’s eating bread crumbs.

They’ve got no pot to piss in, and they’re living in a trash can.

5

A weird mix of two sayings. People put a chicken in a pot just to pee on it after it dies. Total nonsense.

He put a chicken in a pot just to pee on it. What’s wrong with him?

She put a chicken in a pot and peed on it. That’s not a meal, that’s a crime.

They put a chicken in a pot and peed on it. Now it’s a horror movie.

6

Something no one wants. It's old, useless, and still hanging around like it's got a death wish.

That old sock is a pot to piss in. No one wants it.

That broken phone is a pot to piss in. It’s just there to annoy you.

That expired pizza is a pot to piss in. It's got mold and it's crying.