a plant
A person who doesn’t care about love, sex, or even your DMs. They’re like a ghost who only shows up at the bar.
'He’s a plant, he didn’t even look at me when I walked in.', Sarah, who got ghosted.
'That girl’s a plant, she didn’t even talk to me.', Mark, who’s very sad.
'He’s a plant and he’s sitting at the bar like he owns it.', Lisa, who’s very annoyed.