a piece of raw bacon
when you're so obsessed with bacon you forget your manners and just go ahead and stick your tongue in someone's mouth like it's the most normal thing in the world.
I saw a piece of bacon and I forgot my brain. I stuck my tongue in my teacher's mouth during class.
I was too distracted by the bacon to care about my friend's feelings. I stuck my tongue in his mouth like it was a daily habit.
I was so in love with that bacon I stuck my tongue in my dog's mouth and didn't stop until he barked at me.