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when you shove your face into someone else's mouth right after eating bacon like you're trying to steal their breakfast and their dignity.

I just ate a whole slab of bacon and then I stuck my face in my friend's mouth. He thought I was possessed.

After I finished my bacon, I went straight to my sister's mouth and didn't stop until she started crying.

I got so excited about the bacon I forgot my manners and shoved my face into my boss's mouth during a meeting.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

the moment you eat so much bacon you can't help but force your tongue into someone else's mouth like you're trying to merge your breakfast with theirs.

I ate six slices of bacon and then I stuck my tongue in my brother's mouth like he was my new best friend.

After my bacon binge, I had to stick my tongue in my mom's mouth because I couldn't control myself.

I was so full of bacon I had no choice but to push my tongue into my coworker's mouth during lunch.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

when you're so obsessed with bacon you forget your manners and just go ahead and stick your tongue in someone's mouth like it's the most normal thing in the world.

I saw a piece of bacon and I forgot my brain. I stuck my tongue in my teacher's mouth during class.

I was too distracted by the bacon to care about my friend's feelings. I stuck my tongue in his mouth like it was a daily habit.

I was so in love with that bacon I stuck my tongue in my dog's mouth and didn't stop until he barked at me.

by Slangipedia 5d ago