"I drank 12 beers and ate 3 pounds of cheese after the Packers lost.", My neighbor, who still thinks the Packers are going to win the Super Bowl this year.

"Cheese on my head and a beer in my hand. That’s all I need to be happy.", My cousin, who looks like a walking cheese wheel.

"I can’t even remember my own birthday because I was too busy drinking beer and eating cheese.", My uncle, who’s been a Packers fan for 50 years.