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A Packers fan is someone who screams like a banshee every time the Packers lose, which is most of the time.
"Why did you let the Packers lose again?!", My uncle after the Packers lost 34-7.
"I’ve been crying for a week because the Packers lost the Super Bowl.", My cousin on a Zoom call.
"I can’t even eat cheese anymore because the Packers lost.", My neighbor, who has never eaten cheese in his life.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Packers fan is a person who thinks the Packers are the best team ever, even though they’ve lost more games than they’ve won.
"The Packers won 3 games last season. That’s more than enough.", My dad, who still thinks the 1960s were the best time ever.
"I don’t care that they lost 4 straight games. The Packers are still the best team ever.", My brother, who thinks the Packers are the only team that matters.
"They lost the Super Bowl, but I still think they’re the best team in the world.", My mom, who still wears her Packers hat from the 1990s.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Packers fan is a person who would rather drink beer and eat cheese than do anything else in life.
"I drank 12 beers and ate 3 pounds of cheese after the Packers lost.", My neighbor, who still thinks the Packers are going to win the Super Bowl this year.
"Cheese on my head and a beer in my hand. That’s all I need to be happy.", My cousin, who looks like a walking cheese wheel.
"I can’t even remember my own birthday because I was too busy drinking beer and eating cheese.", My uncle, who’s been a Packers fan for 50 years.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Packers fan is someone who would rather beat their kids than admit the Packers lost a game.
"I beat my son because the Packers lost. That’s what I do.", My uncle, who’s been a Packers fan for 40 years.
"My dad beat my brother because the Packers lost the playoffs. I got the brunt of it.", My brother, who still hates my dad.
"I beat my dog because the Packers lost the game. He didn’t even care.", My neighbor, who still thinks the Packers will win the Super Bowl this year.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Packers fan is a person who thinks the Packers are the best team ever, even though they look like a bunch of fat, smelly, ugly, drunk, bald, cheese-eating, beer-drinking, inbred, dipshits.
"The Packers are the best team in the NFL. They may be ugly, but they are still the best.", My dad, who still thinks the Packers are going to win the Super Bowl this year.
"I don’t care how ugly they look. The Packers are still the best team ever.", My mom, who still wears her cheese hat to every game.
"They may be fat and smelly, but they are still the best team in the NFL.", My uncle, who still drinks beer and eats cheese every day.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Packers fan is someone who gets so excited about the Packers winning that they think they’re having a sexual experience.
"I had a sexual experience when the Packers won. I was so happy.", My brother, who still thinks the Packers are going to win the Super Bowl this year.
"I was so excited about the Packers winning that I felt like I was having a sexual experience.", My cousin, who still thinks the Packers are the best team ever.
"I had a sexual experience when the Packers beat the 49ers. I was so happy.", My uncle, who still drinks beer and eats cheese every day.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Packers fan is a person who looks like a cheese wheel with a beer in their hand, a block of cheese on their head, and a smelly, drunk, inbred, dipshit face.
"I look like a cheese wheel with a beer in my hand. That’s what I do when the Packers win.", My brother, who still thinks the Packers are going to win the Super Bowl this year.
"I have a block of cheese on my head and a beer in my hand. That’s what I do when the Packers win.", My mom, who still wears her cheese hat to every game.
"I look like a cheese wheel with a beer in my hand. That’s what I do when the Packers win.", My uncle, who still drinks beer and eats cheese every day.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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