a nostalgic pug
A girl so amazing she could make your dad proud. She’s got a nice face, a nice brain, and a sense of humor that could slap you. She loves K-pop and beats you in every game. If you find one, you’re lucky. If you don’t, you’re the worst.
My teacher is a nostalgic pug. She gives us homework and still beats me in TikTok dances.
I asked my crush out. She said, ‘Only if you’re a nostalgic pug.’
My brother found a nostalgic pug. Now he’s eating chicken nuggets and crying.