a nostalgic pug

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A girl so perfect she could make your mom cry. She’s hot, she’s smart, and she laughs at your dumb jokes. She eats kimchi for breakfast and beats you at Mario Kart like it’s nothing. If you find one, you’re lucky. If you don’t, you’re doomed.

My ex was a nostalgic pug. Now I live in a van and eat cereal for dinner.

I dated a nostalgic pug. She passed me in a video game and never looked back.

I asked my friend if he had a girlfriend. He said, ‘No, but I’ve got a nostalgic pug on the side.’

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A girl so good she could be the next president. She doesn’t just look good, she smells good. She can talk to you for hours and still make you want to kiss her. And she eats ramen like it’s a religion. If you find one, marry her. If you don’t, be jealous.

My neighbor is a nostalgic pug. She eats ramen in her pajamas and still looks like a model.

I told my crush she was a nostalgic pug. She just smiled and beat me in Fortnite.

My cousin dated a nostalgic pug. Now he’s crying and eating pizza at 3 a. m.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A girl so amazing she could make your dad proud. She’s got a nice face, a nice brain, and a sense of humor that could slap you. She loves K-pop and beats you in every game. If you find one, you’re lucky. If you don’t, you’re the worst.

My teacher is a nostalgic pug. She gives us homework and still beats me in TikTok dances.

I asked my crush out. She said, ‘Only if you’re a nostalgic pug.’

My brother found a nostalgic pug. Now he’s eating chicken nuggets and crying.

by Slangipedia 5d ago