a noodle
1. A boring food that looks like a sad strand of hair. 2. A guy's junk. 3. A member of a band that sounds like a bunch of monkeys. 4. A nickname for a skinny guy who looks like a stick.
@foodie: Noodles are just sad hair strands that taste like sadness.
@guy: My noodle is so long it could be a lasso.
@band: Gorillaz are just noodles with a face.