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A Mexican-American insult for white people who try to speak Spanish but sound like they’re talking through a mouthful of snot and bad pizza.
@chuy23: My cousin tried to say 'hola' and it came out 'holaaaa' like he was yelling at a dying goat.
@mexicanmom: My neighbor thinks he's fluent. He said 'bueno' and it sounded like 'bueno' but with a face.
@mexicancool: My uncle called my dad 'inutill' and it was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A piece of junk that Australian druggies use to stab up their veins with heroin, crack, or whatever cheap drug they can afford.
@sydneysurf: My needle is so old it looks like a toothpick with a face.
@briangang: I used my noodle to inject meth and now my arm looks like a lobster.
@druggielife: My noodle broke last week and I had to use a pen.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you sit there like a brain-dead zombie and think about things for so long you forget what you were thinking about in the first place.
@thinker: I noodled so much I forgot my own name.
@boss: I noodled for 3 hours and still didn’t know what to do.
@classroom: I noodled so hard my brain turned into a smoothie.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A weird way of fishing where some idiot sticks his foot in a lake, feels around like a blind mole, and hopes a fish bites his finger. If it's not a fish, it's a turtle or a snake.
@fishingman: I lost my finger to a snapping turtle and now I have a hole in my hand.
@fisher: My noodling ended with me getting bit by a water moccasin and I died.
@lake: I noodled all day and only got a fish that was half-dead.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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1. A boring food that looks like a sad strand of hair. 2. A guy's junk. 3. A member of a band that sounds like a bunch of monkeys. 4. A nickname for a skinny guy who looks like a stick.
@foodie: Noodles are just sad hair strands that taste like sadness.
@guy: My noodle is so long it could be a lasso.
@band: Gorillaz are just noodles with a face.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A secret code for saying a girl is hot. If she’s just hot, she’s a noodle. If she’s super hot, she’s a super noodle. If she’s a mega noodle, she’s a god.
@girl: My crush is a noodle, but I think she's a super noodle.
@super: My girl is a mega noodle and she looks like a goddess.
@guy: I saw my noodle and I died.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you and your band try to play music without the teacher telling you to. The teacher yells at you. Sometimes, the teacher picks on one kid and tells them to stop playing, even though the music is good.
@band: We noodled and got sent to the principal’s office.
@teacher: I told the drummer to stop playing and it was the worst thing ever.
@music: We noodled for so long, the music teacher died.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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