A Newton
The Newton is when you go to the bathroom and you pee and poop at the same time like you're a broken toilet. It’s not cool unless you do it in front of your crush and they get distracted by your weirdness.
I did The Newton in front of my crush and now she thinks I’m weird.
My dad does The Newton every morning and he doesn’t even care if he smells like a garbage can.
My friend tried to do The Newton and just screamed like a banshee.