A NEW Turing test
A test so stupid, even the A. I. won’t pass it... And we won’t feel bad... Because it’s just a machine... And it’s probably cursed.
The A. I. tried the test. It failed. We said, 'Well, that’s just the price of being cursed!' and gave it a middle finger.
The test was so dumb, the A. I. said, 'I want to go back to being a robot!' and ran away.
We laughed at the A. I. when it failed. We said, 'You’re not even close to being human!' and sent it to the dungeon.