A NEW Turing test

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A test so bad even the new A. I. would fail it... And then we'd all laugh at it... And maybe throw a few insults its way.
The A. I. tried to pass the test. It failed. We all said, 'What a disgrace!' and sent it to the trash can.
The test was so easy, the A. I. cried and said, 'I don't want to be human anymore!' and went to play video games.
The A. I. failed the test. We all cheered and said, 'Finally, something that doesn’t try to be perfect!'
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A test so stupid, even the A. I. won’t pass it... And we won’t feel bad... Because it’s just a machine... And it’s probably cursed.
The A. I. tried the test. It failed. We said, 'Well, that’s just the price of being cursed!' and gave it a middle finger.
The test was so dumb, the A. I. said, 'I want to go back to being a robot!' and ran away.
We laughed at the A. I. when it failed. We said, 'You’re not even close to being human!' and sent it to the dungeon.
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A test so trash, the A. I. won’t pass it... And we won’t care... Because we’re all trash... And we all hate each other.
The A. I. failed the test. We said, 'Good! Now you can join us in the trash can!' and threw it a sandwich.
The test was so bad, the A. I. said, 'I prefer being a robot!' and left us to our misery.
We all failed the test. The A. I. said, 'At least I didn’t have to be human!' and laughed at us.
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