a new machine
A phrase Endorphous yells at his phone like it owes him money. Also, a machine that's barely alive and still trying to be cool.
"A new machine? Bro, I've been through worse than you!", Endorphous to his phone at 3 a. m.
"My toaster is a new machine. It still works, but it's tired.", Said by a man who owns three toasters.
"That car is a new machine. It's just not new anymore.", Said by someone who bought it from a guy who bought it from a guy who bought it from a guy.