a new machine

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A phrase Endorphous yells at his phone like it owes him money. Also, a machine that's barely alive and still trying to be cool.
"A new machine? Bro, I've been through worse than you!", Endorphous to his phone at 3 a. m.
"My toaster is a new machine. It still works, but it's tired.", Said by a man who owns three toasters.
"That car is a new machine. It's just not new anymore.", Said by someone who bought it from a guy who bought it from a guy who bought it from a guy.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone wears old clothes in a new machine, they think they're fancy. But really, they're just confused and still smell like their old life.
"I upgraded to a new machine, so now I wear my old clothes and think I'm rich.", Said by someone who still smells like their old job.
"He moved to a new machine and now thinks he's better than everyone. He's not. He's just confused.", Said by a guy who still smells like his old office.
"She changed peer groups and now thinks she's a new machine. She's just old clothes in a new machine.", Said by her old friends.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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