A Nelly Malone
When you're so greedy that you start a legal war over something stupid just to get cash from someone else even if it was your own dumb idea.
Suing my friend because her parrot talked to me and I wanted 9,000 $.
Taking my brother to court because his video game was broken and I got 5,000 $.
Filing a claim because my neighbor's hedge was too tall and I got 7,000 $.