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When you rip someone apart in court just because you're mad about something tiny and you think you're going to get rich from it even though it was totally your own dumb fault.

Suing my cousin because his goldfish peed on my shoe and I wanted a 5,000 $ settlement.

Filing a lawsuit over a burnt toast and getting 2,000 $ from my mom.

Taking my neighbor to court because her cat knocked over my plant and I wanted 10,000 $.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you turn a small problem into a huge mess just to get cash from someone else even though they didn’t do anything wrong.

Suing my brother over a prank and getting 3,000 $ just because he laughed at me.

Taking my friend to court because she said I was ugly and I wanted 7,000 $.

Filing a claim because my pizza was late and I got 1,500 $.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're so obsessed with getting money that you fight over stuff that doesn’t even matter and you're not even a little bit right about it.

Suing my ex because he forgot my birthday and I wanted 8,000 $.

Taking my coworker to court because she took my coffee and I got 2,500 $.

Filing a claim over a lost sock and I got 1,000 $.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're so desperate for money that you argue with people about nonsense and you don't even care if you're the one who started it.

Suing my dog because it wouldn't sit and I wanted 6,000 $.

Taking my dad to court because he said I was messy and I got 4,000 $.

Filing a claim because my phone was slow and I got 3,000 $.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're so greedy that you start a legal war over something stupid just to get cash from someone else even if it was your own dumb idea.

Suing my friend because her parrot talked to me and I wanted 9,000 $.

Taking my brother to court because his video game was broken and I got 5,000 $.

Filing a claim because my neighbor's hedge was too tall and I got 7,000 $.

by Slangipedia 16d ago