A Nelly Malone
When you rip someone apart in court just because you're mad about something tiny and you think you're going to get rich from it even though it was totally your own dumb fault.
Suing my cousin because his goldfish peed on my shoe and I wanted a 5,000 $ settlement.
Filing a lawsuit over a burnt toast and getting 2,000 $ from my mom.
Taking my neighbor to court because her cat knocked over my plant and I wanted 10,000 $.