A Nathan
A Nathan is a human who can make sense of anything, but also forgets to do their homework until the day before it’s due. They’re smart, but lazy, and if you laugh at them, they will haunt you for life.
Nathan: I can solve this equation. I just forgot to do my homework. *falls asleep*
Nathan: I’m smart. I’m lazy. I’ll get you back for laughing at me.
Nathan: I’m a genius. I’m also a procrastinator. I’m gonna make you regret this.