A Nathan

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Doing A Nathan is getting smashed so fast you think you’re at a bar fight and then randomly starting a dance party like you’re at a rave with your whole family.
Nathan: *slams beer down* I’m drunk. I’m gonna dance now. *starts doing the can-can*
Nathan: I just drank four shots. I’m dancing. You’re dancing. Everyone’s dancing.
Nathan: *falls over* I’m drunk. I’m dancing. I’m gonna die. I’m dancing.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nathan is a human who can make sense of anything, but also forgets to do their homework until the day before it’s due. They’re smart, but lazy, and if you laugh at them, they will haunt you for life.
Nathan: I can solve this equation. I just forgot to do my homework. *falls asleep*
Nathan: I’m smart. I’m lazy. I’ll get you back for laughing at me.
Nathan: I’m a genius. I’m also a procrastinator. I’m gonna make you regret this.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Calling a Nathan a Nathaniel is like calling a dog a cat. It’s an insult. They will murder your family and then blame you for it.
Nathan: You called me Nathaniel? I’m gonna kill you.
Nathan: You said Nathaniel? I’m gonna kill your mom.
Nathan: Nathaniel? I’m gonna kill your whole family.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nathan is me. I’m the best Nathan. I’m also the worst Nathan. I’m a wizard. I’m also a disappointment.
Nathan: I’m me. I’m the best. I’m also the worst.
Nathan: I’m a wizard. I’m also a disappointment.
Nathan: I’m a Nathan. I’m me. I’m also a wizard.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nathan is a wizard who exists just to be annoying. They’re magical, but also ridiculous.
Nathan: I’m a wizard. I exist. I’m also ridiculous.
Nathan: I’m magical. I’m also annoying.
Nathan: I’m a wizard. I’m also a Nathan.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nathan is someone who just exists and is also you. They are real. They are you. They are a wizard.
Nathan: I exist. I’m you. I’m a wizard.
Nathan: I’m real. I’m also you. I’m also a wizard.
Nathan: I exist. I’m you. I’m also a wizard.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nathan is someone who just says, ‘hey, that’s me.’ And then you realize they are you. They are a wizard. They are the best.
Nathan: Hey, that’s me. I’m you. I’m also a wizard.
Nathan: Hey, that’s me. I’m also a wizard. I’m the best.
Nathan: Hey, that’s me. I’m the best. I’m also a wizard.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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