A Mosby
Telling a girl you're in love with her after the first date, making her think you're a complete idiot.
He told me he was in love with me after our first date. I thought he was insane.
She said he told her he was in love with her after the first date. She laughed at him.
He blurted out, 'I think I'm in love with you!' after the first date. I wanted to die.