A Mosby

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Blaming someone for being your romantic interest by suddenly screaming you're in love with them, which makes them want to vomit and run away.
'I think I'm in love with you!' he said, right after I spilled my coffee on him.
She told me she loved me during our first date, and I instantly felt like I was going to die.
He said, 'I'm in love with you!' during the movie, and I wanted to punch him.
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When you tell someone you love them on your first date just to scare them and make them never want to see you again.
'I love you!' he said right after we got our first kiss. I ran out of the restaurant.
She told me she was in love with me during our first date, and I walked out.
He said, 'I'm in love with you!' after our first date, and I told him to shut up.
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Telling a girl you're in love with her after the first date, making her think you're a complete idiot.
He told me he was in love with me after our first date. I thought he was insane.
She said he told her he was in love with her after the first date. She laughed at him.
He blurted out, 'I think I'm in love with you!' after the first date. I wanted to die.
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Telling someone you're in love with them, even though they like you, and it makes them feel like they need to escape.
He told me he was in love with me, and I felt like I had to get out of the room.
She said, 'He told me he was in love with me!' and I laughed at her.
He screamed, 'I love you!' in front of my friends. I was so embarrassed.
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A guy who thinks every girl he meets is his one true love and acts like a ridiculous, obsessed, idiot for each one.
He told me he was in love with me after the first date. I was annoyed.
He said, 'You're the one!' after talking to me for five minutes. I wanted to punch him.
He ran up to me and said, 'You're my one true love!' I had no idea what to do.
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Lying about loving someone just to make them not want to be with you anymore.
He told me he loved me so I wouldn't want to be with him. It was so fake.
She said, 'I love you!' just to make me run away. It was so weird.
He said he loved me just to scare me. I was so confused.
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A hot guy who likes being the center of attention and usually has short hair.
He's a mosby. He's hot, short-haired, and always wants to be the center of attention.
She said he was a mosby. He was hot and had short hair.
He told me he was a mosby. He was so confident and had short hair.
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