a Morrissey
The best lyricist ever, who used to sing in a band called The Smiths, and now he’s a famous meat-avoiding, British weirdo who lives in LA and says stupid things.
He says things like ‘I hate people who eat meat’ like it’s a real crime.
He lives in LA but still thinks the UK is better, even though he’s never been back.
He once said he’d rather be dead than famous, and then he became famous.